What's wrong with you?

Yes.

Who are you?
Next question Roger Daltrey.

Do you ship internationally?
You know it!  Please send us the following information and we will send you a PayPal invoice:

• The DESIGN you want
• The STYLE & SIZE of the shirt(s)
• The ADDRESS to where you want it shipped

I don't understand your designs
We know

What kind of shirts do you use?
We print on 100% ring-spun Gildan SoftStyles.  Read more here: Men's (64000) &
Ladies (64000L)

Are you gonna eat your fat?
Spaulding!

What is your return policy?
We offer an unconditional money back guarantee (less shipping and handling costs) for 30 days from the date ordered. Please send us an email, however, to let us know if you are sending a return. info@thefunnyfarms.com

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? 
Most people would say Flippy, They'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Can I get you something?
Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get us a glass of hot fat. And bring us the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.